It shouldn’t surprise a single person reading this that I’m not the type of parent who ever rode around town listening to eight-bar kid songs in her mini van. I’m rather the kind of parent who preferred to ride around town in her Mitsubishi Outlander blasting 90s rap tunes or the latest booty-shaking Zumba song cut in with 80s tracks.
Friends don’t let friends buy their pregnant friends receiving blankets. Here are the new-baby essentials for both baby and mom that will have mom singing your praises during that first 3am colic attack.
So you’re pregnant. What now? Let me tell you what now. It has happened to me three times. Three times I had unexpected pregnancies. Three times those two pink lines showed up when I woke up one morning with boobs that had grown three cup sizes overnight. Three times the pregnancy tests were taken in Florida. Two babies born in Florida, one in Georgia. One bout with bed rest, three times two leaky breasts from 17 weeks gestation, and one exhausted bladder.
It’s crazy to move to a place and never experience all of the fun things it has to offer. How many of you are guilty of not taking advantage of where you live? We did a lot of fun things last summer, including going to the beach daily, but this year we’ve been complete hermits….
Most girls are stoked on princesses and their evil, villainous counterparts. I; however, am not most girls. My childhood was spent overdosing on The Jungle Book.
I’ve previously talked about keeping your bottoms clean, but this week, as part of a sponsored ambassadorship for SocialStars, we’re talking about keeping your cracks clean. #ZepSocialStars And by cracks, I mean your grout lines, not any actual body cracks or anything. That crack on your ceiling? That needs some spackle and a fresh coat of paint…
Kyle and I have fallen victim to the über embarrassing mistake every parent makes of not hiding their intimate items in places the kids won’t find them, so as part of a sponsored post with #CollectiveBias on behalf of their client, I’ve put together a super sneaky tutorial on how to hide your K-Y® products.#KYTrySomethingNew…
I know I don’t look like a supernerd, but I totally am. I have a confession. I love Star Wars, like superlove. Like so much so that I’m pretty sure I was a Queen in a past life, and perhaps that I’ve even given birth to twins at the hand of the Dark Lord in a galaxy far,…
Welp, apparently Aunt Flo had other ideas about her visit this month, because as luck would have it, she knocked on my cervix last night and showed up today with a vengeance.
These blueberry ice pops won’t break your teeth like other homemade juice pops. Find out what the secret ingredient for these ghoulishly good ice pops!