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Murphy's Law

Migraine Milkshakes

By Summer

  I woke up this morning thinking that it was awfully light outside for 7:30. See, I don’t use a traditional alarm clock.  My alarm clocks are named Grady, Styles, & Madilyn.  Styles uses an alarm clock and he gets me up at 7:30 if I’m not already awake thanks to Grady.  I sniffed Grady’s…

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Filed Under: Family, For a Laugh, Health, Kid food, Paleo, Parenting, Potty Training, Savings, Savvy Shopping Tagged With: #CBias, #TysonGoodness, Collective Bias, family, Food, Murphy's Law, Primal Diet, Tyson Mini Chicken Sandwiches

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – Guest Post

By Summer

I don’t know WHAT has been going on in my world lately, but there have been very few mURPHY’S lAW mONDAYS to talk about.  I apologize.   Maybe there have been some good moments and I’m just not seeing the humor in them?  That’s quite a possibility.  In any event, a dear friend of mine…

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Filed Under: Family, For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday, Parenting, Stay at Home Mom Tagged With: family, life, Murphy's Law, Parenting

Murphy’s Law Monday – Bad Mommy, Bad!

By Summer

Murphy’s Law States: That if you leave your Boba Soft-Structure Carrier in the car, your sleeping baby WILL wake up and demand to be held instead of chillin’ in the car seat attached to the stroller. OK, first of all, Grady is getting way too long for his carrier car seat.  I’m not quite sure…

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Filed Under: Childproofing, For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday, Parenting Tagged With: Murphy's Law, Parenting

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – Spilled Milk Edition

By Summer

Last Friday was Mom’s Night Out with my MOPS group at a really cool place called “Midnight Star Pottery”.  When I saw it on the schedule, I immediately told Kyle that he needed to take that day off, or that he needed to open the restaurant and leave early so that I could leave the…

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Filed Under: Breastfeeding, For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday, Parenting Tagged With: breastfeeding, Murphy's Law

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – Infirmary Edition

By Summer

Have you ever had Rotavirus?  It’s no fun.  I won’t go into it other than to say that you feel like someone is trying to push your intestines out through your bowels.  Forcefully.  It lasts for up to 10 days and really knocks you on your derriere.  So that’s what my family has been dealing…

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Filed Under: cloth diaper, Family, Murphy's Law Monday, Parenting, Poop Tagged With: Murphy's Law, Parenting

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – Potty Training Edition

By Summer

I guess it’s only fitting that my mURPHY’S lAW mONDAYS have been posted on Tuesdays lately.  I mean, that’s like the crux of Murphy’s Law, right? Anyways, this past week was dedicated to potty training my little princess.  It was hell on wheels.  I seriously contemplated checking myself into a mental institution on Day 2…

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Filed Under: Family, For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday, Parenting, Potty Training, Potty Training, Stay at Home Mom Tagged With: Comedy, Murphy's Law, Parenting

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – Happy Freaking Birthday Edition

By Summer

Friday was Madilyn’s 2nd birthday.  I cannot believe that two years has passed since I gave birth to my little princess.  The past two years have been a whirlwind of marriage, moving, babies and National Championships.  Now my little princess is 2 and to celebrate, we were going to have a small birthday party for…

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Filed Under: Family, For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday Tagged With: Comedy, family, Murphy's Law

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – It Just ALL Went Wrong

By Summer

  Kyle was fortunate enough to have two days off in a row this week and they happened to be Friday and Saturday!  I can’t tell you how thrilled we were to have a weekend day off.  Kyle generally likes to rest on his first day off and then get things done around the house…

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Filed Under: Family, For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday Tagged With: life, Murphy's Law

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY – GoodHousekeeping Edition

By Summer

Things happen in my life on a near-daily basis that prove Murphy’s Law as truth. Each Monday is dedicated to showcasing my life’s crazy moments. I know I’m not the only parent who experiences this so please leave me a comment and remind me that I really am not the only one. OK? OK, thanks….

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Filed Under: For a Laugh, Murphy's Law Monday, Parenting, Stay at Home Mom, Uncategorized Tagged With: awesomeness, Comedy, Murphy's Law, Parenting

mURPHY’S lAW mONDAY

By Summer

  Things happen in my life on a near-daily basis that prove Murphy’s Law as truth. Each Monday is dedicated to showcasing my life’s crazy moments. This really just happened.  Well sorta.  It happened last night at midnight, or this morning rather. One of Styles’ closest friends is moving on Wednesday and they want to…

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Filed Under: For a Laugh, Parenting Tagged With: fat, Murphy's Law, Parenting

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