Have you heard the song, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”? It’s my favorite. I’ve always wanted a hippopotamus for Christmas, so badly that I went out and bought one for myself last year . Only this year, I am changing the song to suit my very own Christmas gift-list needs.
THIS year, I want a Magic Mike for Christmas. How do you think that will go down with The Workaholic? Think it will get his attention?
Eh, who cares. Here’s the new song in its entirety:
I Want a Magic Mike for Christmas
I want a Magic Mike for Christmas
Only a Magic Mike will do
Don’t want a watch, no dinky
Vibrating Toy
I want a Magic Mike here to play with and enjoy
I want a Magic Mike for Christmas
I don’t think my husband will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our Swiss silicone lube
Just give me a coy wink, yeah that’s the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a Stripper hero standing there
I want a Magic Mike for Christmas
Only a Magic Mike will do
No lacy bras, no studded 6″ heels
I only like a Magic Mike that I can manhandle and feel
And Magic Mike, he likes me too
Mom says the stripper would eat me dry, but then
The Star says a stripper is a dream in the kitchen
There’s lots of room for him in our Sleep Number Bed
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him a massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a stripper hero standing there
I want a Magic Mike for Christmas
Only a Magic Mike will do
No sparkly sweaters or yellow dutch ovens
I only like Magic Mike in his leather undies
And Magic Mike, he likes me too!
I’m going to be singing that all stinkin’ night.
How about you? What do YOU want for Christmas?
Disclosure: I received a gift card from
EdenFantasys
in return for this post, but the song was derived from a favorite Christmas tune and my dirty mind.
Jen - Life With Levi says
Sorry sweetie, I already asked Santa for that for Christmas. And even though I haven’t been nice all year, Santa and I have an understanding that I send him some video of the naughty parts and he delivers everything on my Christmas list.
Brooke says
Why haven’t they created a Magic Mike themed Elf on the Shelf yet?!
Summer says
I think we should take care of that.
Mandee says
Ha ha! And I love that you received an Eden Fantasy gift card for writing this!