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Villainous Taco Dip [Recipe]

By Summer

This dip is so good it’s naughty. It’s so naughty it’s the minions next master! Cook the meat ahead of time so you can whip it together just before the movie comes on in order to enjoy while you laugh. Although I don’t recommend eating and laughing right at the same time. Taco dip coming out of your nose with chunks of pork rinds scattered here and there sounds about as nice as being poked in the eye by Scarlet Overkill’s nose. Ouch.

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Filed Under: Food, LCHF Meal Planning, Low Carb, Munchies, Recipes, Uncategorized

The 3-Thing Lunchbox Rule & Peanuts Lunchbox Printables

By Summer

Do you have trouble getting your kids to eat their entire lunch? You might be feeding them too much. Learn how to get them to eat their entire lunch with the Lunchbox Rule of 3s!

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Filed Under: Family, Food, Kid food, Parenting

You Eat Low Carb? What do you Eat Besides Bacon? A Simple One-Week Low Carb Meal Plan

By Summer

Low carb high fat, LCHF, atkins,

This free, printable Low carb meal plan for beginners is a great jumping-off point for people just joining the Low Carb way of eating.

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Filed Under: Health, Helpful Hints, LCHF Meal Planning

Blackberry Beach – The New Rum Punch Recipe

By Summer

Everything is better out of a coconut, especially if it involves rum. Take this drink to the beach or serve it at your next luau party.

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Filed Under: Cocktails, Food, Recipes

Chocolate Chipotle Bourbon Balls {Recipe} – A Cookie Exchange Favorite!

By Summer

HOLY COW this takes Christmas Cookies to a whole new level. Chocolate Chipotle Bourbon Balls - A Spicy Old Family Recipe #SeasonedGreetings #ad Perfect for Cookie Exchange Parties!

Bourbon plus balls. Bourbon balls. Does it get any better? Yeah, it does. When you add a little bit of spice, it gets SO much better.

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Filed Under: Dessert, Food, Munchies, Recipe, Recipes Tagged With: Cookie Party Recipe, Dessert, Gluten-Free

My Nice Five Star Ice Cream Indulgence – Pistachio Berry Parfait {Recipe}

By Summer

Haagen Dazs Pistachio Gelato Berry Parfait Recipe #NewFavorites #shop

Donkeys are like Parfaits. They have layers. This parfait tastes way better than a Donkey smells, though. I promise.

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Filed Under: Dessert, Food, Recipes, Uncategorized Tagged With: Dessert, gelato, Haagen Dazs

Jungle Book Inspired Tropical Chicken Kebab Recipe

By Summer

Ohmygosh you guys, my favorite Disney movie, The Jungle Book is being released from the Vault on February 11, so as a result of my excitement, and as part of a sponsored post for #CollectiveBias and their client, I came up with a couple recipes for y’all to enjoy while watching your brand new Diamond…

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Filed Under: Food, Paleo, Recipe Tagged With: Disney Diaries

The Best Football Party Recipes for Him & Her

By Summer

Don't drink the boring drinks when you gather! Spruce up your Lime-A-Rita with salt, raspberries, & lime; then toss it in a margarita glass for instant class. #shop #cbias

So I don’t want to jinx things, but it looks like the Seahawks might make an appearance in the biggest game in football, so as part of a sponsored post with Collective Bias, I’m coming up with a super amazeballs football party menu for you AND your spouse. Dude. I’m stoked. The Seattle Seahawks are…

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Food Around the World with Disney’s Planes!

By Summer

#shop #OwnDisneyPlanes

Being a married-but-single mom really stinks, so as part of a sponsored post with Collective Bias, I treated the kids to a Family Movie Night in, with our new favorite Disney movie. The Workaholic is like never home, and when he is home, he wants to do what he wants to do which generally involves…

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Spaghetti Squash Chicken Carbonara – The Latest in Easy Dinner Ideas

By Summer

#sauteeexpress #shop

In an effort to streamline the dinner routine on those nights I’m just not “Feelin’ it” and as part of a sponsored post for Collective Bias, I just want to apologize to every stay at home mom that I ever mocked for being “The Busiest People on the Planet” (said while rolling my eyes deep…

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Filed Under: Food, Recipes Tagged With: Food, G-Free

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