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We are a zany, energetic, and wildy loopy family of 5 who reside in Raleigh, North Carolina. Our family was established on May 23, 2009 when The Workaholic and I were wed in a beautiful lemon and limes wedding at Shades of Green Resort at Walt Disney World in Kissimmee, Florida. The Workaholic took on the enormous task that day, of becoming the father to my wonderfully intelligent, witty, and funny son, The Nerd. Prior to the wedding, The Nerd and I had been a unit for 5 difficult but wonderful years and we share a special bond. I knew I couldn’t marry just anyone, and that only someone special could hem the seams of our family that had come unraveled.
The Muffin joined us a few months later in an explosive delivery preceded by only 75 minutes of labor. She delivered herself onto the labor bed and looked me straight in the eye as if to say, “I’m here on my own free will. I do what I want WHEN I want, and don’t you forget it.” And forget it I won’t. You can read a bit about her birth here.
The Stinky joined us in March of 2011 and completed our “Full House”. He has been the easiest baby of the three, but the most energetic and mischievous of the toddlers. He never stops moving and never stops eating, and I’m certain he was born for athletic greatness. He is also the sole reason my floor is always dirty.
Together, we are the Dirty Floor Family and we are so excited to have you here. We hope you’ll sniff around a little and help us sweep up the little bits of life we leave all over the place.